tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post3282769025635868260..comments2024-01-19T00:21:36.058-05:00Comments on View from the Deadbox: VFTD'S First Annual Summertime Blues ContestBaca Locohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13014510414015288907noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-42915156314302235982013-07-04T16:51:36.126-04:002013-07-04T16:51:36.126-04:00Missy "This guy"s stuff isn't on poi...Missy "This guy"s stuff isn't on point but it is short, pithy and funny. If only you could produce stuff like that the shirt would be yours. :)Baca Locohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13014510414015288907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-75206402604375301832013-07-03T23:45:53.563-04:002013-07-03T23:45:53.563-04:00When your team plays in relegation games in 66.6% ...When your team plays in relegation games in 66.6% of the PSP events, you must check your soapbox at the door.winnerhttp://2shirts.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-83708457034874168032013-07-03T14:04:26.724-04:002013-07-03T14:04:26.724-04:00Erm, maybe you should have written "short, pi...Erm, maybe you should have written "short, pithy and uplifting", or "nice, non-confrontational and polite" as the qualifiers for the rule submissions then, which would have saved me a lot of time, as I don't have anything like that...Missy Qnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-92105828375569836012013-07-02T22:15:37.015-04:002013-07-02T22:15:37.015-04:00Missy Q, we have a rule at our field, anyone that ...Missy Q, we have a rule at our field, anyone that tries to assign a nickname to themselves are automatically given the nickname "Coco" (it's a Seinfeld thing).Reiner Schaferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11735297279972068471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-38837888339861949932013-07-02T22:12:45.364-04:002013-07-02T22:12:45.364-04:00Anon 8:28 did pretty wellAnon 8:28 did pretty wellPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00310664796480479458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-63497476271163249842013-07-02T20:30:03.681-04:002013-07-02T20:30:03.681-04:00Refs that call penalties on you are flag-happy. R...Refs that call penalties on you are flag-happy. Refs that call penalties on your opponent are skilled. Refs that don't call penalties on your opponents are lazy or blind.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-23859944929980969122013-07-02T20:28:22.998-04:002013-07-02T20:28:22.998-04:00Whether a rule is a "good" rule or a &qu...Whether a rule is a "good" rule or a "bad" rule depends entirely on how it most recently affected your team.<br /><br />Corollary: Champions/Challengers is the best idea ever, unless your favorite team gets relegated.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-62596884364234185622013-07-02T20:10:00.697-04:002013-07-02T20:10:00.697-04:00buying brand new gear every week will not make you...buying brand new gear every week will not make you a better player. <br /><br />buying talent/superstars/free agents will not make your roster better, if anything it will make it worse. redakumanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-4605019736716365432013-07-02T18:47:34.651-04:002013-07-02T18:47:34.651-04:00Geex Missy, is it that time of the month? We may n...Geex Missy, is it that time of the month? We may need to change your name to Debbie Downer.Baca Locohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13014510414015288907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-7610987252669348532013-07-02T17:49:44.795-04:002013-07-02T17:49:44.795-04:00MLP Players - did you just join a team and were di...MLP Players - did you just join a team and were disappointed to find that one of your team-mates already uses the #69?<br />No problem. You can create the same exact effect by changing your last name to 'Douchebag' and having that printed on the back of your jersey instead.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />c'mon now - That one must be worth a t-shirt...Missy Qnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-38146692782995887232013-07-02T17:18:19.378-04:002013-07-02T17:18:19.378-04:00Top Tip
Pro-Teams - make yourselves look super-c...<br />Top Tip <br /><br />Pro-Teams - make yourselves look super-cool and important by parking everywhere except where you're supposed to park. If other teams manage to park even more selfishly than you have, regain your 'edge' by scaring women and kids while driving someone elses golf cart at dangerously high speeds.Missy Qnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-26993592519400730402013-07-02T16:35:22.404-04:002013-07-02T16:35:22.404-04:00Training Tip.
Practice sliding in any parking lot ...Training Tip.<br />Practice sliding in any parking lot or sidewalk by first attaching small squares of paintball turf to your knees and elbows. 'Hey Presto' you have a full Xball field to train on anywhere you go!<br /><br />Make sure that you always make the 'Sunday Club' by simply playing one-day events that take place on Sundays.<br /><br />Missy Qnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-3313289052956537452013-07-02T16:00:27.973-04:002013-07-02T16:00:27.973-04:00The Missy trifecta:
Any player with man-boobs spor...The Missy trifecta:<br />Any player with man-boobs sporting a pink 'faceballs' t-shirt must be banned from the sport of paintball. <br /><br />(Unless they are in the top 5. In which case, congrats on the new trend you just set.)Kennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-83901006538885749252013-07-02T15:32:10.513-04:002013-07-02T15:32:10.513-04:00We all like cool nick-names, but you must be assig...We all like cool nick-names, but you must be assigned one by your team, you can't just decide what you'ld like to be called, and say to your team - "hey - I'd like to be called 'tornado' from now on", because that's super-lame.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />You can be fired from the team for weariing a t-shirt that includes both the words "Balls' and 'Face'. There are no exceptions to this rule..Missy Qnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-89567194157486651682013-07-02T15:20:14.423-04:002013-07-02T15:20:14.423-04:00No matter who you are or how long you've been ...No matter who you are or how long you've been playing, running the flag into your own dead-box, with just over a second left on the match, and then fist-pumping the air in triumph, before realising that you just cost your team the point, and sinking to your knees in self-disgust, is a mistake you can never recover from no matter how many years you play for.Missy Qnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-36548836561886797902013-07-02T14:07:44.147-04:002013-07-02T14:07:44.147-04:00Penalties are like Man-boobs - you have to train h...Penalties are like Man-boobs - you have to train hard until they go away, and if you get some, you must expect some extra attention from your team-mates.<br /><br />If you insist on 'standing-out' from your team by sporting pink equipment, you need to be ranked top 5 (at least).Missy Qnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-65065929851306252512013-07-02T11:09:08.725-04:002013-07-02T11:09:08.725-04:00If you are yelling at me after I shoot you, you...If you are yelling at me after I shoot you, you're getting another rope of paint to remind you dead players don't talk.anonymo the anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-62057134966013440632013-07-02T03:58:45.899-04:002013-07-02T03:58:45.899-04:00Rule 2: As soon as you are eliminated, blame the r...Rule 2: As soon as you are eliminated, blame the refs, the paint, your gun and your team in that order.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-55935871809548853632013-07-02T03:56:07.937-04:002013-07-02T03:56:07.937-04:00
Rule 1: The definition of “webcast” is not “a sec...<br />Rule 1: The definition of “webcast” is not “a security camera that happens to be pointing your way”.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-58848988439652180912013-07-02T01:52:17.330-04:002013-07-02T01:52:17.330-04:00Good start, slackers. Now who is gonna step it up ...Good start, slackers. Now who is gonna step it up to the next level?Baca Locohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13014510414015288907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-49163546008340402592013-07-01T20:32:52.046-04:002013-07-01T20:32:52.046-04:00The number of paintballers gathered in any one pla...The number of paintballers gathered in any one place at any one time is inversely proportional to their collective I.Q.<br /><br />Yes folks, paintball makes you stupid!<br /><br />Fullborehttps://www.facebook.com/fullboreimagesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-11167016379299203682013-07-01T20:10:45.574-04:002013-07-01T20:10:45.574-04:00When you get pulled or are out of a game, be a man...When you get pulled or are out of a game, be a man. Walk off the field. Dont' start pointing and jumping up and down yelling at the other guy.Bitch about it AFTER you get off the field.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-33073411044076761152013-07-01T17:24:45.148-04:002013-07-01T17:24:45.148-04:00Rule #XXX Women are not impressed that you play pa...Rule #XXX Women are not impressed that you play paintball. No your triger fingers do not carry over to the bed.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06969160172811908464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-59696343477711281142013-07-01T14:25:20.846-04:002013-07-01T14:25:20.846-04:00Rule #x
The length of your barrel is inversely pr...Rule #x<br /><br />The length of your barrel is inversely proportional to your understanding of phycis.<br /><br />YOU ARE NOT AN UBER SNIPER WITH YOUR 22" BARREL. <br /><br />Rule #x<br /><br />Pump players need to drop the chip on their shoulder before games and quit crying when they get rocked after the games.<br /><br />GO BUY AN ELECTRO DAMMIT!anonymo the anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804718502406028481.post-57798332944584545982013-07-01T13:59:02.058-04:002013-07-01T13:59:02.058-04:00Rule #x
No one outside of paintball gives a shit ...Rule #x<br /><br />No one outside of paintball gives a shit that you play paintball.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com