"Playing the Grey" -- I've read a lot about this important "skill" in some internet discussion forms. I'm guessing cheating plays a bigger role in paintball than cheating does in other sports?
"Looking cool." -- agg, gnar, whatever. This seems to be priority #1 for many competitive ballers
"Effectively blaming your teammates when you get shot" -- needs no explanation
"Dealing with deranged psychopaths who play paintball" -- I overheard one guy mentioning recently that one of their teammates is on probation for murder.
"explaining to your girlfriend/wife why you are covered in bloody welts" -- I needs some advice on this one, coach. "Because I suck at paintball" is not turning out to be a good answer.
future episode suggestion: how not to be a lazy slacker
ReplyDelete"Playing the Grey" -- I've read a lot about this important "skill" in some internet discussion forms. I'm guessing cheating plays a bigger role in paintball than cheating does in other sports?
ReplyDelete"Looking cool." -- agg, gnar, whatever. This seems to be priority #1 for many competitive ballers
"Effectively blaming your teammates when you get shot" -- needs no explanation
"Dealing with deranged psychopaths who play paintball" -- I overheard one guy mentioning recently that one of their teammates is on probation for murder.
"explaining to your girlfriend/wife why you are covered in bloody welts" -- I needs some advice on this one, coach. "Because I suck at paintball" is not turning out to be a good answer.
how to deal with bad refs
ReplyDeleteI got a good laugh out of that one. Haha :)
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