Showing posts with label utter nonsense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label utter nonsense. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Cut From the National Enquirer

With no thought of his own safety Tampa Bay Damage paintball player Ramzi El-Yousef risked life & limb to rescue a bizarre two-headed baby from a burning car last week. Unfortunately he was injured (broken hand) while making the heroic rescue and will be unable to compete in the upcoming PSP Chitown Open. El-Yousef was overheard asking paramedics on the scene, "Did the evil baby head bite me? I think it bit me. Look how swollen my hand is. That's not normal is it?"
Initial reports indicate the baby (babies?) was driving and an argument between the two heads precipitated the crash. It's being presumed accidental for the time being according to a highway patrol spokesman.