Before I get around to announcing the winner VFTD would like to thank everyone who participated--all 5 of you--and congratulate the runners-up for their contribution.
In third place based on sheer determination (and volume of submissions) Missy Q.
In second place with a couple of clever ideas, July 2 Anon. (See how lame that sounds? It's pitiful really. I know y'all are lazy slackers but how hard is to pick a fake name?)
And the winner is ... the first Anon of the thread who identified his suggestions with rule #x. Use the email link to send in a shirt size and mailing address and once that has been received your prize will be shipped via tramp steamer to the nearest port (to your location.)
The new Rules of the Game will be posted soon. That is all. You may go about your regular business.