This week's recruit, sci-fi, joins the DPA from the UK and his team plays in the NSPL. (K) (I added the K so it would all, um, rhyme.) Anyway, sci-fi is number 1 in VFTD's second century. Welcome and thanks, sci-fi.
Join early. Join often. (Maybe just early.) Our motto is "No Strings Attached." Which may seem a bit odd for a puppet army but just because you're a puppet doesn't mean you have to like it--and can't fight back.