Saturday, January 30, 2010

Tired of the same old energy drinks?

Had enough Monster to last you a lifetime? Bawls give you a little tingle you won't admit to? All partied like a Rockstar out? Then maybe it's time to release your inner dork--he's not all that inner anyway, is he?--and start drinking the unique Dungeons & Dragons brew from Jones.

With fantastic flavors like Illithid Brain Juice and Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer fatigue doesn't stand a chance. As a pure cane soda it delivers that instant sugar high your lack of physical fitness demands and better still it guarantees that hypoglycemic crash later on. And for those teams and players desperately seeking specialness you can custom order your own private label; like Team Space Squids, complete with custom art.

VFTD--helping ballers spend their paintball cash wisely since 2008.


orly said...

jones faiing at aluminum cans and now trying energy drinks? poor share holders :x

Baca Loco said...

Nope, just me having a little fun at others' expense. The usual.