Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Update from the Canuckistan Wilderness

Mr. Curious says it appears the Great White North Paint Co. will not be filing Chapter 11 but instead has a buyer prepared to step in and take over. No word yet on who the buyer is or exactly what the time table for the buy out will be.

14 comments:

Reiner Schafer said...

Hmmm. Hope they continue using the facility to make paintballs.

Mike said...

It's alright, GI paint has been pretty unreal for the last year anyways. Reiner you sell it at TNT don't you?

Also, not a fan of Canuckistan. Makes it sound like we were part of the USSR. Yeckk.

Anonymous said...

Gi I have seen in Canada has been awful. Guess we all get an opinion, right?

Reiner Schafer said...

Yes Mike we use it (GI) at TNT. I assume you have some inside info. :) It's on par with Draxxus. Mostly good, every once in a while a dud shipment comes along.

Baca Loco said...

Mike
I hate to be the one to break it to you but you have a perpetual separatist minority--that thinks it's French for goodness sake, an extra judicial PC tribunal system quashing free speech and y'all nicknamed your currency the Looney. What more do I need to say, eh?
If it's any consolation we don't seem to be in any better shape here.

Mike said...

Reiner - Sadly, (I'm ashamed to say), I haven't been to your field! Just a good guess haha. Need to get down there for some recball with non-paintball buddies sometime.

Hahahahaha one of your best comments ever Baca.

Missy Q said...

hey, hate to break it to you Loco, but at least 75% of Canadians don't assume that 'God' is going to take care of their problems for them...

Also, What happened to those 100's of 1000's of christian white-folk who swore that they would leave the US permanently if Obama got elected? Those guys are still there huh? Guess they're must be waiting for 'God' to strike his 'gay-loving ass' down for them. Only a matter of time, I'm sure...

Honestly, both the US and Canada should beg the Brits to take over again, and soon, we'd take care of that 'french problem' in no time, we've had thousands of years of practice at that, our acents and your women would do the rest. We could literally breed everyone out within a couple of generations.

Reiner Schafer said...

Missy, have you seen most of their women lately? That would need to be very selective breeding. ;)

Missy Q said...

You don't need to breed the fat ones out though Reiner, they're doing that themselves. Anyway, fat people don't breed, they would just rock each-other to sleep after a few minutes...

You have a point though, we should definitely start out in California and work our way very slowly towards the mid-west.

Baca Loco said...

Ah Missy
I see your time in Canada hasn't gone to waste as you've already learned who you are lawfully allowed to hate on without repurcussion.

Are there still Brits? Better check with Brussels on that one. The Anglosphere ain't what it used to be.

Missy Q said...

Hey, if you can still buy the maps where the UK is in red and avery other country has yet to be colored in, then there's still a chance for the empire to recover.

Right now it's a waiting game, with some pre-emptive positional play. Are there still Brits? - yes, and we're amongst you. Noticed any new British neighbors recently? That new British shop that just opened? Has your wife come home recently talking about a man with a really sexy accent at work? Yep, that's phase 1.
Phase 2 starts as soon as Field Marshall Simon Cowell is done picking-out your next Billboard Top 10.

Baca Loco said...

Missy
It's even more clever than you imagine. She came home commenting on this new fellow who has taken up residence in the local gutter and routinely appears to be intoxicated but whose slurring speech betrays a sexy accent.

Missy Q said...

I think she needs to learn the difference between a British and an Irish accent, unless it was a Friday...

ScotchMonster said...

Canuckistan got it all messed up. Credit F.S. Pearl-
We could have had British government, French culture and American know how-We got French government, American culture and British know how.
Paul, congrats on Cup-love the shirt-keep blogging.