For world domination! VFTD would like to welcome our latest enlistee to the Deadbox Puppet Army, Andy Piper.
Andy is a lean, mean fighting machine who has forsaken the donut for the triathlon and his long (not lost) years in paintball across the pond make him an ideal recruit. Glad to have you on board, Andy.
(VFTD will soon be releasing, to members only, a demonstration video of the secret handshake for those army members who have yet to be initiated.)
You too can join the DPA (and receive the secret handshake video) simply by following the simple directions for "followers" on the sidebar. After all, who doesn't want a piece of world domination? And, you know, the next step after the secret handshake is the exclusive T-shirt and the autographed photo of the fearless commander-in-chief or Olga Kurylenko, your choice.