Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Global Paintball Conspiracy

Sounds ominous doesn't it? Well, it is. For those who would deny competitive paintball its rightful place in the pantheon of niche sports. Furthering the Global Paintball Conspiracy (GPC) this week is Spirit of Paint's webcast of the the MS Malaga event from Spain. If you choose to be a co-conspirator hit the link to catch all the action live. The commentary will be in French so you get to watch the games and get college credit, too! (That's the way it works these days, isn't it?)

The GPC continues next week with the PSP's MAO webcast brought to you live with added POW! and Oomph!! from the criminal combo of Patrick 'Monkey with a Gun' Spohrer and Matty 'The Misfit' Marshall. New camera angles including an overhead view also included free of charge. There is no better time to join the conspiracy. Catch all the action and thumb your nose at non-balling society from the comfort of your living room. And see if the Gridlock Moms re-form in order to lay the smackdown on Red. If they show Red doesn't stand a chance.

UPDATE: coveted VFTD e-prize to the first commenter to identify the persons in the picture.

11 comments:

raehl said...

Why, those are the Lone Gunmen, of course!

chad said...

where's my CK2.

they're richard, melvin, and john.

Don Saavedra said...

Damn, too slow for the e-prize.

CK2 is... coming...

MissyQ said...

the guy on the right is Garth. The left is a love-child between Anthony Hopkins and the head of Spectre (minus the white cat).
The guy in the middle played for the Florida Terminators back in the day - I think his name was Doug.

Do I get to choose my prize?

Baca Loco said...

If I said I was surprised at the raehl faction's knowledge of nerd trivia I would be lying. Congrats!

And a special imaginary e-prize to Missy Q for creative desperation and the chutzpah to sell the bluff. Well done. (And by all means feel free to choose your prize from the selection of available imaginary e-prizes.)

MissyQ said...

I choose the imaginary 2-night spa vacation for 2. OMG I'm SO excited. never won anything before.
I did make a mistake though. The guy on the left is actually the experimental DNA-blending guy from South park, minus the hawaiian shirt and the monkey-child.

Anonymous said...

empty article. wasting internet space

Anonymous said...

rude

MissyQ said...

Must be one of those new web-cops. I hear they're all assholes...

long live PBR said...

Garth Spectre and Doug.

Anonymous said...

ah the lone gunman... i need to go watch xfiles now