Coach I got asked to be a guinea pig and shoot the GI Milsim Nano .50 Cal at the tournament this weekend - free paint and all... should I piss my gun sponsor off to save on paint... what if .50 cal is no good for tournament ball... will I have to overshoot just so the refs can see the hits... OMG I haven't even thought about how I possible could fit .50 cal into my current hopper???
This is the latest installment of that Baca fellows cinematic venture into the dark comedy/documentary genre.
I laughed , i cried, i had an eerie sense of deja vu. But while this masterpiece tugged on my heartstrings (as i felt genuine empathy for the kids dilemna), it begs for answers to several questions:
How much coin did Baca get for the subtle adidas plug?
Does matching red hair, tie, and shoes make Baca the defacto "best dressed coach" in the league?
And finally, is there any truth to the rumor that Baca will be adding a kick ass sound track in the extented scenes release..
I'll give it 1 1/2 bags of popcorn (medium with extra butter)
I don't get a nickel for product placement. The production company gets it all, greedy bastards.
Baca's alter ego may be the best dressed but the rest of us rep our sponsors' gear. Wait, that didn't come out right, did it?
No truth whatsoever. Baca stopped listening to all forms of modern music in 1987. It is possible that VFTD Multimedia Ltd.'s new production studio venture, Eyesight to the Blind, will soon be producing short live action videos.
About Baca:
Baca Loco is the forum name I first used at P8ntballer.com and kept when I starting writing for PGi magazine, the late, lamented Paintball Games International. At various times I did gun reviews, event reports, the occasional feature, How-To’s & a monthly column entitled, View from the Deadbox. At one time or another I’ve done most everything you can do in paintball other than own a field or run a tourney series. For the last several years I have coached a number of pro teams and generally made a nuisance of myself whenever possible.
About VIEW FROM THE DEADOX:
One purpose of this blog is to encourage a dialogue about competitive paintball and permitting commenter anonymity is intended to encourage the participation of those who actually know what they are talking about. The rest of you are also welcome, even encouraged, to comment as well. (I don't really need any encouragement.)
The other purpose of this blog is to provide a focus for my attention deficit disorder and hold boredom at bay.
About my views:
Brilliant, visionary and almost always correct. Get used to it. Oh, and I'm humble too. Feel free to disagree as long as you are prepared to be wrong.
How is paintball like golf? Golf is played outdoors on nice, well kept grass or, if something goes horribly wrong, off in the woods. Same with paintball.
How is a paintball made? What am I, Wikipedia?
Who are your sponsors? Who hasn't been one of my sponsors? I won't be trying to promote current sponsors on this blog nor will I take shots at non-sponsors. I don't give gun, goggle or gear advice so it really doesn't matter.
What's your view on cheating? It's wrong and has no place in the game. That's why I don't play scenario or Big Games.
What's your favorite marker? The free one.
Where did that awesome photo come from in the blog header? It is the work of photographer extraordinaire, Brandon Showers or the vixen with a Nikon (or maybe a Canon) Meagan Foster.
What's your favorite team? Grow up.
Who started the Rec vs. Tourney war? Some will say that's just the way it's always been. Others claim it's natural for the sides to be at odds. I say, aren't we all brothers under the goggles? I'm not sure but ask yourself who benefits? Follow the money. Could it be a covert plot of the Military Simulation Industrial Complex? As long as the war rages on there will be a demand for more paint, more markers and Big Paintball will continue to count its profits instead of the cost. Give peace a chance. That's all that I'm saying.
How do I get sponsored? You don't.
Will you send me any free stuff if I tell you what a big fan I am? No.
Is agg dead yet? Yes, it's time to move on to some new uber hip trendiness that everyone can follow to demonstrate their individuality.
Is it true the inside of Ollie Lang's gearbag smells like roses? No, strawberries and cream.
You don't really know any Pro players, do you? Rats, you caught me out.
What makes your opinion so important? It's my blog, d'oh! And has already been noted I'm almost always correct. There's quite a lot to be said for being right.
5 comments:
Hm, Maggot is in quite the Pickle!
Coach I got asked to be a guinea pig and shoot the GI Milsim Nano .50 Cal at the tournament this weekend - free paint and all... should I piss my gun sponsor off to save on paint... what if .50 cal is no good for tournament ball... will I have to overshoot just so the refs can see the hits... OMG I haven't even thought about how I possible could fit .50 cal into my current hopper???
So that's where all those GI Milsim guns are--Malaysia!
This is the latest installment of that Baca fellows cinematic venture into the dark comedy/documentary genre.
I laughed , i cried, i had an eerie sense of deja vu. But while this masterpiece tugged on my heartstrings (as i felt genuine empathy for the kids dilemna), it begs for answers to several questions:
How much coin did Baca get for the subtle adidas plug?
Does matching red hair, tie, and shoes make Baca the defacto "best dressed coach" in the league?
And finally, is there any truth to the rumor that Baca will be adding a kick ass sound track in the extented scenes release..
I'll give it 1 1/2 bags of popcorn (medium with extra butter)
I don't get a nickel for product placement. The production company gets it all, greedy bastards.
Baca's alter ego may be the best dressed but the rest of us rep our sponsors' gear. Wait, that didn't come out right, did it?
No truth whatsoever. Baca stopped listening to all forms of modern music in 1987. It is possible that VFTD Multimedia Ltd.'s new production studio venture, Eyesight to the Blind, will soon be producing short live action videos.
What, no white cheddar?
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