It's back! One mighty leap for Teta, one small step toward world domination. (If Teta is not the newest member of the Deadbox Puppet Army please set me straight in comments. Stupid gadgets.) Willkommen!
VFTD is also pleased to announce the silly season recruiting drive. The target number is a modest 27 additional recruits before Christmas to bring the total to 100. Cut loose. Free yourself from the strings of conventional paintball thinking. Join today. It's the easiest thing a lazy slacker can do. Commemorative 'Cut Your Own Strings' DPA scissors now available!