Friday, October 2, 2009

Enlistment for the Week

It's back! One mighty leap for Teta, one small step toward world domination. (If Teta is not the newest member of the Deadbox Puppet Army please set me straight in comments. Stupid gadgets.) Willkommen!

VFTD is also pleased to announce the silly season recruiting drive. The target number is a modest 27 additional recruits before Christmas to bring the total to 100. Cut loose. Free yourself from the strings of conventional paintball thinking. Join today. It's the easiest thing a lazy slacker can do. Commemorative 'Cut Your Own Strings' DPA scissors now available!

7 comments:

franktankerous said...

I'm still waiting for my email with the video of how to do the secret handshake...

Baca Loco said...

Heads will roll!

SSRoman said...

1st rule of secret handshake: dont talk about secret handshake

Don Saavedra said...

2nd rule: chop off your hands.

Pelc said...

It's hard to get paintball recruits as most are not such good readers.

franktankerous said...

SSRoman the first round of lashings goes to baca then ... http://viewfromthedeadbox.blogspot.com/2009/09/back-on-track.html#comments

Don thats a silly suggestion its called a handshake if it was a special nub bump I'm sure Paul would have specified.

Pelc ... just ...

Missy Q said...

Great, now everyone has these pics next to their name...
How do I get one of those?