Friday, July 10, 2009

Enlistment for the Week

VFTD would like to announce the formal enlistment of recruit Joran to the DPA. Welcome aboard, Joran. Joran joins us from Singapore and is just the sort of young, avid baller we can disillusion in no time. Live long and prosper, Joran.

As for the rest of you slackers the world isn't conquering itself and VFTD needs recruits. Did I mention the secret handshake and monthly email blasts revealing the secrets of paintball just for members?

UPDATE: BMason takes the plunge! Thanks, Brandon. Keep up the great work. It was the secret handshake that made all the difference, wasn't it? Hey, front and center, recruit.

7 comments:

Joran said...

*lol
thanks for the welcome

Don Saavedra said...

Welcome, Joran! The best thing about this blog is that Baca is always right. Except for when he's wrong.

Baca Loco said...

Don is, of course, speaking hypothetically.

Pelc said...

How come no one told me about the secret handshake? I must have just joined at the wrong time...

houdini said...

It's so secret that VFTD will give you the shake and you won't even know it...

Baca Loco said...

The secret handshake is so secret it can only be passed from member to member directly. It's just a matter of time guys.

Brandon said...

Thanks Baca, your support is always appreciated. It was the shake indeed, we must stick to the formalities of it at all costs.

Note: If you don't know how the shake works, recruitment(spread the word) is the highway to success.