VFTD would like to announce the formal enlistment of recruit Joran to the DPA. Welcome aboard, Joran. Joran joins us from Singapore and is just the sort of young, avid baller we can disillusion in no time. Live long and prosper, Joran.
As for the rest of you slackers the world isn't conquering itself and VFTD needs recruits. Did I mention the secret handshake and monthly email blasts revealing the secrets of paintball just for members?
UPDATE: BMason takes the plunge! Thanks, Brandon. Keep up the great work. It was the secret handshake that made all the difference, wasn't it? Hey, front and center, recruit.