Baca's Rule of the Game #17: 'Speedball' refers to any non-woods variant of paintball in which the participants imagine they are playing competitive paintball.
So by that definition, a group of 5 on 5 playing "recreationally" on an airball field is or isn't speedball? What does "imagine they are playing competitive paintball mean"? Does that mean they want to defeat the other team?
Wait! So by your definition playing in the woods is not competitive? What were those guys doing in the early NPPL? Were they holding hands and singing Kumbya?
Gosh, I forgot that the only real competative paintball players were on the national tournament scene. (that is called sarcasam)
Good one, anon. If by faux argument you mean there's nothing there to disagree with it's all good. If instead what you're feeling is a little prick to the pride, don't worry, that doesn't make you gay. Just passive-aggressive apparently. :)
I agree that the term 'speedball' is typically and almost universally used in the description of a game that is NOT played in the woods (anymore). I just don't think it could rightiously be referred to as a 'rule'. The 'imagine' part is someones idea of a jest, I think.. Failing that it could easily be a shocking indictment of the superiority complex enjoyed by todays pro teams and their premadonna entourage, as surely 'paintball', by its very nature, is a competitive activity, whether played at a beginner level or Professional. The reference to 'sport' was clearly a deliberate red herring by the author.
"Wouldn't it be good if I was paid as much as an NBA player so I could be featured on MTV Cribs"
Woodsball, scenario, speedball - whatever - we're all in it to have that 'slow mo moment' when against all odds we defeat our opponents for victory! It's the essence of competition and playing paintball.
For the record, sdawg, is in the ballpark on this one. But it goes a bit further in identifying who most of those sorts of players are--the kind who still use the term, speedball. :)
Anon It doesn't work that way. I have a couple of self-imposed rules. First, anyone on the receiving end must be capable of defending themselves--AND they have to be asking for it. Otherwise it isn't amusing or sporting.
About Baca:
Baca Loco is the forum name I first used at P8ntballer.com and kept when I starting writing for PGi magazine, the late, lamented Paintball Games International. At various times I did gun reviews, event reports, the occasional feature, How-To’s & a monthly column entitled, View from the Deadbox. At one time or another I’ve done most everything you can do in paintball other than own a field or run a tourney series. For the last several years I have coached a number of pro teams and generally made a nuisance of myself whenever possible.
About VIEW FROM THE DEADOX:
One purpose of this blog is to encourage a dialogue about competitive paintball and permitting commenter anonymity is intended to encourage the participation of those who actually know what they are talking about. The rest of you are also welcome, even encouraged, to comment as well. (I don't really need any encouragement.)
The other purpose of this blog is to provide a focus for my attention deficit disorder and hold boredom at bay.
About my views:
Brilliant, visionary and almost always correct. Get used to it. Oh, and I'm humble too. Feel free to disagree as long as you are prepared to be wrong.
How is paintball like golf? Golf is played outdoors on nice, well kept grass or, if something goes horribly wrong, off in the woods. Same with paintball.
How is a paintball made? What am I, Wikipedia?
Who are your sponsors? Who hasn't been one of my sponsors? I won't be trying to promote current sponsors on this blog nor will I take shots at non-sponsors. I don't give gun, goggle or gear advice so it really doesn't matter.
What's your view on cheating? It's wrong and has no place in the game. That's why I don't play scenario or Big Games.
What's your favorite marker? The free one.
Where did that awesome photo come from in the blog header? It is the work of photographer extraordinaire, Brandon Showers or the vixen with a Nikon (or maybe a Canon) Meagan Foster.
What's your favorite team? Grow up.
Who started the Rec vs. Tourney war? Some will say that's just the way it's always been. Others claim it's natural for the sides to be at odds. I say, aren't we all brothers under the goggles? I'm not sure but ask yourself who benefits? Follow the money. Could it be a covert plot of the Military Simulation Industrial Complex? As long as the war rages on there will be a demand for more paint, more markers and Big Paintball will continue to count its profits instead of the cost. Give peace a chance. That's all that I'm saying.
How do I get sponsored? You don't.
Will you send me any free stuff if I tell you what a big fan I am? No.
Is agg dead yet? Yes, it's time to move on to some new uber hip trendiness that everyone can follow to demonstrate their individuality.
Is it true the inside of Ollie Lang's gearbag smells like roses? No, strawberries and cream.
You don't really know any Pro players, do you? Rats, you caught me out.
What makes your opinion so important? It's my blog, d'oh! And has already been noted I'm almost always correct. There's quite a lot to be said for being right.
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This Baca's Rule of the game # 17, correct?
So by that definition, a group of 5 on 5 playing "recreationally" on an airball field is or isn't speedball? What does "imagine they are playing competitive paintball mean"? Does that mean they want to defeat the other team?
Wait! So by your definition playing in the woods is not competitive? What were those guys doing in the early NPPL? Were they holding hands and singing Kumbya?
Gosh, I forgot that the only real competative paintball players were on the national tournament scene. (that is called sarcasam)
Like guys playing a pickup game of basketball at the playground are imagining that they are playing competitive basketball?
Or someone doing laps at the pool is imagining that she is doing competitive swimming?
etc. etc. etc.
I knew this one would get some action. :)
Reiner,
No, it doesn't mean that.
Anon,
Not anymore though that doesn't mean you can't hold a competition in the woods if you want to.
I take it sarcasam is like sarcasm, only in the woods? And, no, the national scene isn't a prerequisite.
Rule of the Game #18: YAWN...... Without Raehl this blog is becoming less interesting.
Trying to concoct faux arguements isn't nearly as amusing as you two bickering.
Good one, anon.
If by faux argument you mean there's nothing there to disagree with it's all good. If instead what you're feeling is a little prick to the pride, don't worry, that doesn't make you gay. Just passive-aggressive apparently. :)
There you go that's what I miss. ;) Now just do it to someone else.
I agree that the term 'speedball' is typically and almost universally used in the description of a game that is NOT played in the woods (anymore). I just don't think it could rightiously be referred to as a 'rule'.
The 'imagine' part is someones idea of a jest, I think.. Failing that it could easily be a shocking indictment of the superiority complex enjoyed by todays pro teams and their premadonna entourage, as surely 'paintball', by its very nature, is a competitive activity, whether played at a beginner level or Professional.
The reference to 'sport' was clearly a deliberate red herring by the author.
erm, no-one actually called it a sport, so therefore I need to read more better in the future....
I thought the last game of "speedball" was played on some pallet/spool field in about 2003.....
Is there any real competition without prizes?
Competition is not exclusive to winning prizes. There can be fierce competition between team-mates...
the prize is pride oftentimes.
"imagine" - Even the pros "imagine"...
"Wouldn't it be good if I was paid as much as an NBA player so I could be featured on MTV Cribs"
Woodsball, scenario, speedball - whatever - we're all in it to have that 'slow mo moment' when against all odds we defeat our opponents for victory! It's the essence of competition and playing paintball.
For the record, sdawg, is in the ballpark on this one. But it goes a bit further in identifying who most of those sorts of players are--the kind who still use the term, speedball. :)
Anon
It doesn't work that way. I have a couple of self-imposed rules. First, anyone on the receiving end must be capable of defending themselves--AND they have to be asking for it. Otherwise it isn't amusing or sporting.
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