Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Yet Another Cynical VFTD Game

Since PBReserve has unearthed some more info it's time to play the next game. (Thanks, kids.) And for those who might be wondering--no, I didn't rat out the PSP so I could play a new game. I'm pretty sure it was Scooter Libby.
There is a tentative Pro team list for 2009. There is a hierarchical list of other pro teams and their numeric position for filling a pro spot. (It is completely irrelevant if the listing is accurate or not to the aim o' the game.)
Drum roll please.
Here's your challenge. First: name the 12 teams that will be on the field in (let's take a wild stab in the dark) Phoenix competing in the season's opening event. Second: name the 12 teams that make up the semi-pro division at the first event. Object of the game is to get as many of the 24 teams right as possible--so a 24 out of 24 would be the best score possible.
The tie-breaker is--cruel and unusual. How many teams will claim a spot in either division (pro & semi-pro) but NOT compete in the first event.
And the No Life But Paintball award will go to the no-lifer who is able to name which teams will claim a spot but not compete. Incorrect answers will be subtracted from correct answers in order to determine the Loser, er, winner so don't bother listing everybody you can think of.

Okay, since I hear playing the games aren't any fun without (real) prizes let's see what happens. I have a pair of red/black I3's with tinted lenses. If the game gets 100 entries I'll send them to the winner. If the game gets 200 entries the winner will receive an '08 Damage pro jersey. Put your thinking caps on and get to guessing. Game will remain open until 2 weeks prior to the event.

15 comments:

chad said...

you've got a couple Angel ir3's with tinted lenses? (:

Baca Loco said...

Yeah, they are awesome too but I actually meant my fabulous DYE Invision goggles. Clearly there is a defect in the Blogger software but I fixed the post. ;-)

Anonymous said...

you up the ante and I will guarantee that get a 100.

OA said...

PRO:
Legion
Aftershock
Dynasty
Impact
Ironmen
Infamous
Americans
Damage
X-Factor
Aftermath
Hurricanes
Bushwhackers

SEMI-PRO:
Bushwhackers semi-pro
Dynasty semi-pro
XSV
Rage
Authority
Arsenal
Vicious
RNT Allstars
Vipers
United
Blast
Texas Justice League

Team that gets spot but doesn't use it:
Dogs

Baca Loco said...

Anon
I's afraid you have missed the point. The goal here is to keep me entertained and amused and to that end 100 entries is worth my I3's. :-) I am however prepared to include real pro paintball man sweat in the foam padding just for you.

OA said...

No need for the mask, I don't play anymore.

You can however take out the foam and box it up and ship to me. I will get someone to post it in pbn pro gear for sale section. I heard mark knop's signed sock brought $8 some time ago.

Chase said...

Pro
Ironmen
Legion
Dynasty
Hurricanes
Philly
Damage
X-Factor
Naughty Dogs
Infamous
Impact
Joy
Aftermath

Semi-Pro
DamageD1
Vicious
Palm Beach Vipers
RNT
Dynasty Entourage
XSV
Bushwackers
Blast
Authority
Arsenal
Bushwackers Semi-Pro
Impact Semi-Pro

OA said...

Well I guess I started the madness. Just embrace us Baca, despite our short comings.

D.MaShadow said...

Pro
Ironmen
Dynasty
Hurricanes
Philly
Russians
Damage
XSV
X-Factor
Authority
Infamous
Impact
Joy
Aftermath

Semi-Pro
RNT
Vicious
Palm Beach Vipers
Oakland Blast
Rage
Dynasty Entourage
Aftermath
Bushwackers
Naughty Dogs
Arsenal
Texas
Impact Semi-Pro


Philly will not use their spot.

BobCat said...
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Baca Loco said...

C'mon, Bobcat, don't wuss out on us now. Go big or go home.

Anonymous said...

You guys are all forgetting about Avalanche

Anonymous said...

Hell. I'll just take the sweaty foam. So long as it is your sweat and not some wanna be rock star like Mike Carthy's. He's just a lucky shot.

That one guys is right. EVERYONE is forgetting Avalanche. Very telling. Don't you think? I hope I am never forgettable.

Baca Loco said...

Mike doesn't sweat. Little known fact--he only breathes when he feels like it. And yeah, he's amazingly lucky--over and over and over again.

Maybe they know something you don't.

Anonymous said...

will there be a d1 if there is a semi pro and how sure are you about this semi pro division.