Introducing Paintball Stand-Up

VFTD is proud to present, for the first time anywhere, almost live, from the Comedy Is Never Pretty tour; Paintball Stand-Up.

For best results read in the voice of Andrew Dice Clay or, better yet, get Andy to read it to you.
/end moratorium on Frank jokes

"What is the difference between Frank the Tank and any paintball player picked at random?"
"About four stages of evolution. Ooohhhhhh!!"

/restore moratorium on Frank jokes