Tuesday, February 24, 2009

PB Stand-Up

In the classic tradition of Karnak the Magnificent--
Karnak holds up a sealed envelope (Johnny Carson): How can you tell when a paintball company is in financial trouble?
Ed McMahon, taking envelope, opens it: I don't know. Tell us, Oh Magnificent Karnak, how can you tell when a paintball company is in financial trouble?
Karnak: They return your phone calls.

Remember, comedy is never pretty. If you would like to try your hand at PB Stand-Up feel free to post your jokes in comments or send them directly to me and if I like them I'll post them on the blog with appropriate credit.

1 comment:

Mick said...

Man, that can not be more true! Excellent observation.