In the classic tradition of Karnak the Magnificent--
Karnak holds up a sealed envelope (Johnny Carson): How can you tell when a paintball company is in financial trouble?
Ed McMahon, taking envelope, opens it: I don't know. Tell us, Oh Magnificent Karnak, how can you tell when a paintball company is in financial trouble?
Karnak: They return your phone calls.
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